"Zoner its not just a site, its an addiction" -eZekeil ANOTHER ZONER ISSUE! - Here we go again! I was able to round up a few ideas and start to get zoner on the road! I've gotten some very nice comments about the current site design! Please feel free to leave yours. If you want to be a part of Zoner Please send in your submissions to Possum@ds98.com Also if you have a request - from Birthdays to other things and you want to arrange something on zoner for the person - send it in! If you're happy Zoner returned - thank Rude Awakening for his hard core buggin! - Possum!

"Possum!" by: Possum!

THE JUNKY'S HEAVEN
By: Possum

WARNING
CLOSE YOUR EYES!!
JUNKY IS NAKED!

 

 

 

 

OMG! YOU LOOKED!

 

 

ELECTION COMMENTS
By: Possum

Since the last issue about the presidential election - it was pretty sad to say that Evaugh was, of course, booted from the election. I talked to several people about how they felt and Pikapoo was almost screaming with joy.

Lets see what Pikapoo had to say:

Wow Pikapoo - didn't know you could jump so high!!

MODIFY YOUR SHIP
By: Possum

Subspace has taken it to a whole new level!

I'm sure you have looked around and have seen those souped up hondas or import cars. Now subspace has its own performance modifications!

THATS RIGHT MY FRIENDS!
Your Weasel could look like this!

This weasel has been modified with - 18" Konig rims with Nitto Tires, and a Body Kit by Erebuni, also it has Duel Exhaust with an Erebuni Wing.

Do you like performance parts!? Would you like to see your ship be in the next ship show? E-mail your pictures of your ship modifications!

(Red 5: Please no Camaros, they tend to fall into ditches a lot)
BUAHAHAHHA!!!

 

 

WE ALL SAY BAD WORDS!!
By: Possum

Yes its true my friends - everyone says bad words. Even people in subspace! Believe it or not - even those sysop of the zones or those very "well" known people of the game say them! You want me to prove it to you?

Notice the wording...

YES this is a TRUE screenshot! No manipulation here, Just pure facts :)
ENJOY - We aren't all perfect

 

 

RADIOACTIVE SHIPS
by: El Blazer

Download Your Radioactive Shipset Here!

 

 

!SAVE THE DEMO!
By: Possum

Thats Right! Save the Demo Foundation is back! Zoner and Save the Demo Foundation has teamed up to go around and save the poor demo from extinction! WHAT IS THE DEMO?

Flying around the zones today, you may never realize it. That once upon a time, the Demos used to rule Subspace. There were many types of Demos out there, from mean, aggressive, to quiet and innocent. These Demos are VERY rare now-a-days. To encounter one is something that EACH Subspace player SHOULD cherish. Since VIE has given up on Subspace, the Demo has went to extinction. Yes, its true these poor little creatures of Subspace have disappeared. So I am looking at you! To HELP SAVE THE DEMO!!! How? Surrender! In memory and respect to the lost demo, if you see one - dont shoot! Surrender your guns and DIE! Say out loud "THIS IS FOR YOU DEMO!!" THEN BOOM! Just DIE! Also, if you happen to spot a demo PLEASE send a screenshot to Zoner. We are trying to tag each Demo so we can keep track to where they migrate. Each picture will identify each demo! Please state - which zone the demo was last seen, and how much bty it had. HELP US AND OTHERS SAVE THE DEMO FROM EXTINCTION! Last Seen: Extreme Games Here we see the same Demo being TORTURED by EG Players

 

SUBSPACE JEOPARDY
By: Rude Awakening

 

!!REVERSE!!

From an Old Zoner Issue !
By: Possum

Todays Issue was brought to you by:

MCDONALDS

Burgers and Fries just doesn't get any ghettoer then this!

Special Thanks To:
Evaugh - Providing Pikapoo's Picture
Rude Awakening - Working Hard on Submissions (you will see more of his stuff in following issues)
Long Lost Demo - For giving me 6 copies of the same DONUTS!!! LOL
El Blazer - For the radioactive ships!

If you submitted something and didn't see it in this issue - it will be in the next!

Thats all for Today - Please send in your submissions soon! :)

-Possum!
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