
IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?
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Yes Folks!!!
After constantly being harassed by the vet Zoner fans, I have
finally got my lazy ass out of my chair and decided to bring the
old Zoner back into the Subspace Community.
Why?
Well! If most of your vets remember - You guys loved it! And for
all you newbie people of Subspace, well aren't you in for it today!
Newbie
Information
- Zoner was/is a Subspace Comic
that was created about 2 years ago to entertain the Subspace Fans
and Addicts. It became a popular place where many Subspace players
could go to and remember that its only a game. You may have seen
many other Subspace Comic mimics out there - but never have they
been close to Zoner's match. If you would like to see the OLD
Zoner Archive (which I will be pulling out in several different
issues) Please go to http://subspace.ds98.com/zoner/gallery.shtml
.
More
history on Zoner:
This is the 3rd Zoner reviver, Before zoner
was called Zoner, it was called Possum!'s (232) Zoner - Meaning
ME (Possum!) "(232") My Bty and ZONER as in "Zone"
but.. "Zoner" which is a specific name...that I came
up with for no reason.
My favorite saying is "I
have a Zoner!"
Whats Yours?

ZONER
HAND IT OVER
I
WANT YOU!

To
be in the NEXT issue of zoner
Why?:
Imagine! This will boost your popularity! You will become the
next president of the United States - if only YOU! YES YOU! Could
have your picture, ship, graphic, flash, or idea posted on zoner,
thats right my friend! YOU, could be in the next zoner issue!
How?:
There are 4 Ways to do it!
1)
If your a graphic artist - use
your graphic skills to create a funny subspace graphic that will
make you and others laugh. If you have the best submission for
an issue, you could be that issues Zoner Winner! And be featured
under our Zoner Hall of Issues!
(530 x 400 max width and height)
2)
If you know flash - create flash
movie that you think would make others fall out of there chair
in laughter. Use your imagination! Send it in! You could also
be under Zoners Hall of Issues! (530 x 400 max
width and height)
3)
Got a Photo and a Screenshot? - If
you would like to be in Zoner's photo album send it in with your
favorite subspace screenshot!
(530 x 400 max width and height)
4)
Like to do Ship Sets? - If you
enjoy manipulating the ship sets in the game, Zoner would love
to feature your ship set or crazy idea in the issues!
(530 x 400 max width and height)
I'll
even take ideas!
- Please send all submissions to Possum@ds98.com
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CURRENT RESULTS
FLORIDA
RECOUNT |
67
of 67 counties reporting |
PRESIDENT |
New
Total |
Bush |
2,910,492
|
Gore |
2,910,192
|
Evaugh |
134 |
Overseas
absentee ballots and ongoing recount results pending
|
25
electoral votes at stake
|
 |
Gore
agrees to meet with Bush
as the recount continues.
During the meeting Evaugh
abruptly covers Gore's microphone before Gore can speak,
and states "ITS BECAUSE I'M ORANGE ISN'T IT!!!!"
|
People
were shocked to see that Evaugh, who is running as a Subspace
Player for President, was very pissed at Gore and Bush.
Evaugh, who currently holds 134 votes, let me repeat that,
134 votes in the pole - was very dissapointed in the childish
games that both Bush and Gore are playing.
As
a result, Evaugh attempted to beat the two up with his Warbird
- which currently, as he states, has many modifications.
The ironic thing is that, Evaugh isn't even a U.S. Citizen!
MORE ON THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
I
am very dissapointed in the each of the candidates this
year, neither Bush or Gore bothered to condsider the Subspace
vote. I want a Subspace bill of rights, special tax breaks
for laggers to get better connections. Here is what a debate
would look like in the Subspace Issues.
Gore: "We must protect
our Subspace environment. We are polluting our airspace
with rockets burning up fuel. We are destroying our Greening
Social Security. We should put it in "A lock box" and do
not take any greens out until we have paid down the debt.
I want to fight for you: Bush my opponent is for giving
more greens to the most skilled %1 of veterans and leave
none for our newbies. Now that is just wrong."
Bush:
"I don't know what he is talking
about. He is using "fuzzy math." I want to give the greens
back to the people to everybody."
Gore:
"I take that statement as an
attack on my character and I won't respond negative, but
I am going to stick to the issues. I believe in thor locks
and keeping them away from the people who will not use them
properly. Something that my opponent opposes. Is this the
type of president we want?"
Bush:
"Asshole!"
Cheney: "You are correct
sir!"
By:
Rude Awakening
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!!REVERSE!!
From
an Old Zoner Issue !

WATCH
OUT! COPS ARE AROUND!

Thats
all for Today - Please send in your submissions soon! :)
-Possum!